The Dictatorship of The Holy Spirits is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 131 million Holy Spiritsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holy Spiritsian economy, worth 8.10 trillion Toys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,868 Toys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime is relatively low. The Holy Spirits's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Holy Spirits is ranked 147,019^th in the world and 378^th in Two for Safest, scoring 60.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.